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vargskelethor:

Song about kicking cancer’s ass! As promised!

I will kick cancer in the dick
I’ll get a bigass sword
With the money I can afford
I’ll chase you down
And make you look like a prostituted clown

SUCK MY DICK

YOU SUCK

I’LL THROW YOU INTO THE SUN

I’ll rip out your guts, and then I’ll smash your butts

Fuck you cancer, I’ll rip out your spine

Don’t fuck with the vine

I know kung-fu, and i’ll make a bloody fucking mess out of you

EAT SHIT

Hey, nobody likes you, you smell, you’re ugly and the worst part of all, the worst part of all?

I hate you.

EAT MY FUCKING DICK